Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “is he the one” card thing. You young folks and your fancy ways, always lookin’ for answers in pictures. Back in my day, you knew if he was the one by how strong he was and if he could plow a field straight. But times change, I guess, so let’s figure this out.
So, you wanna know if he’s the one, huh? This ain’t no magic, you hear? It’s just cards, but they can get you thinkin’, get you lookin’ at things maybe you didn’t see before. They call it a “tarot spread,” like spreadin’ butter on bread, only it’s cards on a table.
First off, you gotta get yourself a deck of these cards. They got all sorts of pictures on ’em – fancy folks, castles, swords, all that jazz. Don’t go spendin’ all your money on some fancy deck, though. Any deck will do, long as it’s got all the pictures.
Now, this spread they call “is he the one,” it’s got a bunch of cards, each one tellin’ you somethin’ different. I heard tell there’s one called the “Celtic Cross”, but that sounds too complicated for me. We’ll keep it simple.
- Card number one: This one’s about you, what you’re bringin’ to the table. Are you happy? Are you worried? It’ll show you, maybe not in plain words, but you gotta look close and use your head.
- Card number two: This fella, this is him. What’s he all about? Is he kind? Is he strong? Is he gonna run off with the first pretty gal that walks by? The card will give you a hint.
- Card number three: This here’s the meat of it, the relationship itself. Is it good? Is it bad? Is it goin’ nowhere fast? Look at the pictures, see what they’re tellin’ you. If you see a bunch of swords, well, that ain’t good, honey.
- Card number four: This is about what’s underneath, what you ain’t seein’ yet. Maybe he’s got a secret, maybe he’s got a good heart hidden under a grumpy face. This card will give you a peek.
- Card number five: This one shows what’s been, the past, you know? What baggage he’s carryin’, what you’re carryin’. We all got baggage, honey, it’s just a matter of how heavy it is.
- Card number six: Ah, this is the future, what might be. But listen here, the future ain’t set in stone. You got the power to change things, so don’t take this as the gospel truth. It’s just a possibility, a maybe.
- Card seven: And this last one, this is the advice, what you should do. Should you stay? Should you go? Should you give him a good kick in the pants? The card will tell you, but you gotta listen to your gut, too. Your gut knows more than you think.
Now, when you’re lookin’ at these cards, don’t just see pictures. Think about what them pictures mean. A heart, well, that’s love, right? A sword, that could be trouble, or maybe just a sharp tongue. A castle, maybe that means security, or maybe he’s got a mama problem and lives in her basement. You gotta use your noodle, girl.
And don’t go askin’ these cards the same question over and over again. They ain’t gonna give you a different answer just ’cause you don’t like the first one. And don’t go readin’ the cards for every little thing. Sometimes you just gotta live life and see where it takes you. Worrying too much ain’t gonna get you nowhere, it’ll only give you wrinkles.
Remember this: These cards, they ain’t gonna tell you who to marry or what to eat for breakfast. They’re just a tool, somethin’ to help you think, to help you see things clear. The real answer, honey, that’s inside you. You gotta trust yourself, trust your heart, and trust that good old common sense God gave you. And if he ain’t treatin’ you right, well, then he ain’t the one, cards or no cards.
So, go on, shuffle them cards, lay ’em out, and see what they say. But don’t forget, you’re the one in charge of your own life, not some pictures on a piece of paper. You got this.
Tags：Tarot Spread, Relationship, The One, Love, Future, Advice, Guidance
