Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… three card tarot spread thingamajig. Yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants fortune teller or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about readin’ stuff. You see, life’s kinda like a deck of cards, all mixed up and you never know what you gonna get.

So, this three-card spread, it’s like lookin’ at your past, present, and future, all rolled into one. Simple enough, even for an old gal like me. First card, that’s your past. What happened already, you know? The stuff that made you who you are today. Maybe it was good, maybe it was bad, but it’s done and gone. Can’t change it, so no use cryin’ over spilled milk, I always say.
Then comes the second card, the present. That’s where you’re at right now. What’s goin’ on in your life? Are you happy? Sad? Confused? This card, it shows you what’s what, right here, right now. It’s like lookin’ in a mirror, but instead of seein’ your wrinkles, you seein’ your situation.
And lastly, the third card, that’s the future. Now, don’t go gettin’ all worked up thinkin’ it’s set in stone. It ain’t. It’s just a possibility, a maybe. Like, if you keep doin’ what you’re doin’, that’s what might happen. But you always got a choice, see? You can change your path, just like you can shuffle them cards again.
Now, how do you do this spread? Easy peasy. You just shuffle your cards, thinkin’ about what you wanna know. Then you pick three cards, any three cards. Lay ’em out in a row, left to right. Past, present, future. And then you look at ’em. Really look at ’em.
- Card one: What happened before.
- Card two: What’s happening now.
- Card three: What might happen next.
Each card has a meanin’, you know. Pictures and stuff. You gotta learn what they mean, but it ain’t rocket science. Some cards are good, some are bad, some are just kinda… meh. It’s all about how they connect, how they tell a story. Your story.
And don’t forget, you can ask about anything. Love, money, health, whatever’s on your mind. Just keep it simple. Don’t try to ask too much at once. One question at a time, that’s the way to go. And listen to your gut. If somethin’ don’t feel right, it probably ain’t. Trust yourself, that’s the most important thing.
Some folks, they use fancy words and all that jazz, but I say, keep it real. Use your own words, your own understandin’. It ain’t about impressin’ nobody, it’s about helpin’ yourself. And if you get stuck, don’t be afraid to ask for help. There’s plenty of folks out there who know more than me, that’s for sure.
So, what do you need to get started? Well, a deck of tarot cards, obviously. And a quiet place where you won’t be bothered. And an open mind. That’s it. No fancy tools, no special rituals, just you and the cards. And remember, it’s all about interpretation. What the cards mean to you might be different than what they mean to someone else. And that’s okay.
I’ve seen folks get all freaked out by the cards, but I say, don’t take it too serious. It’s just a tool, like a hammer or a shovel. You can use it to build somethin’ or you can use it to dig a hole. It’s up to you. So, have fun with it, experiment, and see what happens. You might be surprised at what you learn.
And one more thing, don’t go blabbin’ about your readings to everybody. Some things are best kept to yourself. You know how people are, always gossipin’ and whatnot. Just keep your cards close to your chest, and your secrets even closer. That’s my advice, anyway. Take it or leave it.

This here three-card tarot spread, it’s a good way to get a quick snapshot of your life. It ain’t perfect, but it’s a start. And sometimes, that’s all you need. A little guidance, a little direction, a little somethin’ to help you on your way. So go ahead, shuffle them cards and see what they got to say. You might just be surprised at what you find.
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