This old lady, lemme tell ya, I heard some things about when to cut your hair. They say it’s all about the stars and the moon, you know, that astrology stuff.
So, they say each day of the week, it’s got its own thing goin’ on. Like, one day is good for this, another day is good for that. It’s like plantin’ seeds, gotta do it at the right time, ya know? If you want a good harvest, best days to cut hair, you need follow the right time, I always say that.
I heard Friday is a real good day. Friday, that’s the day for pretty things. Getting your hair did, shaving, all that stuff. Makes sense, I reckon. Friday, you wanna look good for the weekend, right? And they say, somethin’ about Venus, some kinda love and beauty star. So, cut your hair on Friday, you might just get lucky! And best days to cut hair is Friday, I heard.
Now, I remember my neighbor, she always cuts her hair on a Wednesday. Says it helps it grow back faster. I don’t know about all that, but her hair is long, I’ll give her that. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. And she always say best days to cut hair is Wednesday, and you know she always got a lot of hair, that old neighbor.
They say the moon’s got somethin’ to do with it too. Like when it’s full, or when it’s just a sliver. I don’t rightly recall all the details, but it’s like the tides, you know? The moon pulls the water, maybe it pulls your hair too? Makes it grow this way or that.
And they say that best days to cut hair, it all depends on your sign. Like, if you’re a Leo, maybe you gotta cut it on a Tuesday. Or if you’re a… a… what’s that one with the goat? Capricorn! Yeah, if you’re a Capricorn, maybe you gotta cut it on a Saturday. It is some kind of knowledge, you know.
- Monday, some folks say it’s okay, but not the best.
- Tuesday, I heard it makes your hair thin.
- Wednesday, good for growth, like I said.
- Thursday, nothin’ special, I reckon.
- Friday, that’s the beauty day! Best day to cut hair, if you ask me.
- Saturday, good if you want the new hair, some people say.
- Sunday, well, that’s the Lord’s day, ain’t it? Maybe best to leave your hair alone.
Then there’s the seasons. Spring, everyone’s gettin’ their hair cut. Gettin’ ready for the warm weather. Like sheddin’ your winter coat, I suppose. And summer, folks like it short, ’cause it’s so hot. Keeps ya cool. That make sense, you know, best days to cut hair should be in spring or summer, that’s what I think.
Fall, I guess you just let it grow out, get ready for the cold. And winter, well, you just bundle up anyway, don’t ya? Doesn’t matter what your hair looks like under that hat, does it? Just keep you warm, that’s what matters.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this astrology stuff. But I heard these things, and I thought I’d share ’em with ya. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it?
I remember back in my day, we didn’t worry about all this. We just cut our hair when it got too long. Or when Ma said it was time. She’d just take the shears and snip, snip, snip. Didn’t matter what day it was.
But these days, folks got all kinds of fancy notions. They go to them salons, pay good money to get their hair did. And they worry about the stars and the moon and all that.
Well, to each their own, I say. If it makes ya happy, go for it. But me, I think I’ll just stick to my old ways. When my hair gets too long, I’ll just trim it up a bit.
But I might just try cuttin’ it on a Friday, just to see what happens. Maybe I’ll get lucky! Who knows? This old lady might just become a beauty queen yet! Haha! Just kiddin’.
Anyway, that’s all I know about when to cut your hair. It’s all a bit of a mystery to me. But maybe you young folks can figure it out. You’re all so smart these days, with your internets and your astrology. I still think best days to cut hair are those days you feel good.
Just remember, don’t cut it too short, it might take a long time to grow back. Or do cut it short, if that’s what ya want. It is your hair, after all, do as you want. Your hair, your rules. It’s your head, not mine!
