Well, honey, you wanna know when you gonna get hitched, huh? Using that fancy word, “astrology”, and your birth date? My old bones ain’t too good with that stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I know. This whole marriage thing, it’s a big deal, ya know? When will I get married? That’s the big question everyone asks. Will it be like them fancy arranged marriages or one of them love marriages? How will it all happen?
Some folks, they say they can look at your birthday and tell ya the month, even the year you’ll find your man. They say they can tell all that, lookin’ at where the stars were when you popped out. I reckon it’s like readin’ tea leaves, but with stars instead. Some folks are good at it, like those old wives down the road who are always predicting. They say the date of marriage by date of birth is the key. They will tell you the accurate date! I can’t confirm that cause I have never tried!
Now, back in my day, we didn’t have all this star-readin’ business. We just kinda knew when it was time. You’d meet a fella, he’d be sweet on ya, you’d be sweet on him, and next thing ya know, you’re walkin’ down the aisle. Simple as that. No need for all this fuss. Nowadays is too complicated! I really don’t understand all these things that young people do. Why does it have to be that complex? I have no idea!
They got these things called, uh, “Mahadasa” and “Anterdasa”. Sounds like a spell to me! They say if you’re runnin’ one of those, and it’s the 2nd or 7th lord, and then that big ol’ Jupiter is hangin’ around the 2nd or 7th house, then BAM! Marriage! Like I said, sounds like a whole lot of hocus pocus, but some folks swear by it. Time of marriage in astrology, they call it, like there is a magic time!
- But let me tell ya somethin’, honey.
- All this star stuff, it’s just fun and games.
- A birth chart, that’s just a piece of paper.
- It ain’t gonna tell you when you’ll find your love.
Don’t you go worryin’ your pretty little head about when it’s gonna happen. You focus on bein’ a good girl, workin’ hard, and findin’ someone who treats you right. That’s the real magic, see? Love ain’t about stars and planets, it’s about findin’ someone who makes your heart go pitter-patter. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself!
They say dates 1 and 9 of every month are good dates to get married. Who are they? I don’t know, but they say so. So if you wanna be safe and pick a date, choose 1 or 9. It does not harm, you know? But I don’t think these things really work. For me, it is just like a game. If you feel good, then you do it.
Don’t go spendin’ all your money on them fortune tellers neither. They’ll tell ya what you wanna hear, but it ain’t always the truth. You listen to your gut, that’s what I always say. Your gut will tell ya more than any old star chart ever will. Trust me, I have seen a lot in my life, and I can tell you that your gut is your best friend. It will never betray you, unlike your friends.
And don’t you be in a hurry to get hitched. Marriage is a lot of work, lemme tell ya. It ain’t all sunshine and roses. There’s dishes to wash, clothes to mend, and a whole lot of arguin’ over nothin’. But, if you find the right fella, it’s worth it. Just make sure he’s a good one, someone who will treat you like a queen and support you through all your life.
So, when will you get married? Honey, only God knows. And maybe those stars have somethin’ to do with it, but I wouldn’t bet the farm on it. You just keep bein’ you, and love will find its way. It always does. You just wait and see. It might take a while, but trust me, it is worth waiting for. You will feel so happy when you finally meet that person. Just be patient.
And when you do find that special someone, you come back and tell your old friend all about it, ya hear? I might not know much about astrology, but I know a thing or two about love. And I’m always happy to hear a good love story. Now, go on, get outta here! Go find your happiness!
