This month, that there star sign thing, they call it the monthly astrology calendar. My granddaughter, she’s always looking at it on her phone. She says it tells you what’s gonna happen. I don’t know about all that, but I figure it can’t hurt to take a peek, right?
They got all them fancy names for the star signs. Like, uh, Aries, and Taurus, and… Gemini, that’s one of ’em. There’s a bunch more, but I can’t rightly recall ’em all. Each one’s supposed to be for different times of the year. Like if you’re born in March, you’re one thing, and if you’re born in June, you’re another.
So, this monthly astrology calendar, it tells you what’s gonna happen for each of them star signs. Like, maybe it says this month is gonna be good for your money, or maybe it says you’re gonna meet someone new. I guess for some people, that’s exciting. My granddaughter, she gets all worked up about it. She says, “Grandma, this month is my month! I’m gonna find love!” And I say, “Well, that’s nice, dear.”
I remember one time it said that I was gonna have some trouble with my neighbor. And sure enough, that old rooster of his started crowing at 4 in the morning! Drove me nuts! Maybe there’s something to this astrology calendar after all. But I still don’t think them stars know everything, it is just a guess.
Anyway, if you’re curious about that monthly astrology calendar, you can find it online. Just type it into that Google thingy. It’ll show you all the different star signs and what they say about your month. They got all kinds of information there. I seen it with my own eyes.
Some of these star signs, they’re supposed to be good for love. Like, I think that Scorpio one, they say they’re real passionate. And then there’s the Libra one, they say they’re all about balance and harmony. If you are looking for love, you can check your monthly astrology calendar.
- Aries – They say you’re gonna be busy this month!
- Taurus – Might be a good time to save some money.
- Gemini – Maybe you’ll learn something new.
- Cancer – Spend some time with your family.
- Leo – You might get some attention this month!
- Virgo – Time to get organized, they say.
- Libra – Focus on your relationships.
- Scorpio – Things might get intense!
- Sagittarius – Maybe you’ll take a trip.
- Capricorn – Work hard and you’ll see results.
- Aquarius – Time to be yourself, they say.
- Pisces – Get in touch with your feelings.
They also got this thing called your “career” in that monthly astrology calendar. It’s like, what kind of job you should have, or if you’re gonna get a raise. I don’t know about all that. A job’s a job, far as I’m concerned. But if you need a job, you can also check it.
If you’re looking for a job, maybe you check your monthly astrology calendar. It might say you should be a farmer, or a teacher, or something like that. Or maybe it says you’re gonna get a promotion. That’d be nice, wouldn’t it?
And then there’s the “love” part of that monthly astrology calendar. That’s what my granddaughter’s always looking at. She’s always hoping it’ll say she’s gonna meet the man of her dreams. I tell her, “Honey, you don’t need no stars to tell you about love. Just keep your eyes open and your heart open, and you’ll find someone.”
But she still looks at it. And sometimes, it does say things about love. Like, maybe you’re gonna meet someone new, or maybe your current relationship is gonna get stronger. I think these star signs may know something about love. Anyway, it is interesting.
So, that’s the monthly astrology calendar. It’s a thing that tells you what might happen in your life, based on when you were born and them star signs. I don’t know if it’s all true, but it’s kind of fun to look at. And hey, maybe it’ll give you some good news. You never know!
But don’t go putting all your faith in them stars, now. You still gotta make your own luck. That monthly astrology calendar, it’s just a guide. It’s not gonna do the work for you. You still gotta get out there and live your life. It is just a suggestion, you know? If you want to know your future, go check it!
