Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… this… “transiting Pluto trine sun” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy fighting with Mars, or whatever them fancy folks call it, sun mars opposition....

Alright, let’s talk about them tarot cards, you know, the things them city folks use to figure stuff out. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… what was it? Oh yeah, the six of diamonds tarot. Now, I ain’t no...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Taurus sun Aquarius risin’ folks. It’s like this, ya see. You got...

Alright, let’s talk about this 431 angel number thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… astro-whatsit tarot thing, yeah? My old man, he used to say, “Life’s like a...

Alright, let’s talk about this Reina de Bastos card, you know, the Queen of Wands in that tarot deck. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun conjunct Neptune thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… uh… star stuff. My grandkid told me it’s called “Gemini Sun Leo Moon Cancer...