Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy… sun con-something Uranus, in your birth chart. Yeah, the stars and all that...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s jaw about this thing, this… uh… “sun trine pluto natal,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy,...

Hey there, you young folks! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this “gratis tarot” thing. Don’t rightly know what...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Sun trine Uranus thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “transiting Neptune square Sun” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry, I’ll make it...

Alright, let’s talk about this 932 angel number thing. Folks keep seein’ it everywhere, like it’s followin’ them around. They...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what was it? Yeah, 1142 angel number. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks...

Alright, let’s talk about this star thing, the star tarot, you know? Folks say it’s got advice, like, tellin’ you...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this sun conjunct saturn transit thing. It’s like this, you know? When them...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… three card tarot spread thingamajig. Yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy...