Well, let me tell ya, this whole Aquarius Sun Moon Rising thing, it’s a bit like figuring out why the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Pisces moon thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here card, the Ten of Swords. Looks like a real mess, doesn’t it?...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Ah, yes, astrological tarot spread. Don’t go getting all fancy on me...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff, you know? Cancer Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising. Sounds fancy, but I’ll...

Alright, let’s talk about this Neptune thingy messing with the Sun, or whatever them smart folks call it – “Neptune...

Alright, let’s talk about this love stuff, you know, the kind they call “free love tarot reading by date of...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun Conjunct Pluto thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain as...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these cards, the oracle ones and the tarot ones. What’s the big stinkin’ difference, right?...

Alright, let’s talk about this here Tower Tarot card, but flipped upside down, you know, reversed. Folks get all scared...