Alright, so you wanna know about love, huh? And you wanna use them fancy cards, the… whatchamacallit… tarot cards? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t rocket science, ya hear?
First off, you gotta ask the right questions. Don’t go mumblin’ and beatin’ around the bush. The cards ain’t got all day. You gotta be straight with ‘em, like you’re talkin’ to your best friend… or maybe your nosy neighbor, ha!
So, what kinda love questions you wanna ask?
- “Is this fella/gal the real deal?” See, that’s a good one. Gets right to the point. You wanna know if they’re good for ya, right? Not gonna mess with your head and run off with the milkman.
- “What do I gotta do to find me a good man/woman?” Yep, that’s important too. Maybe you’re doin’ somethin’ wrong, ya know? Maybe you gotta smile more, or bake more pies, or somethin’. The cards might give ya a hint.
- “What’s stoppin’ me from findin’ love?” Sometimes the problem ain’t them, it’s you. Ouch! But it’s true. Maybe you’re too picky, or too scared, or maybe you just smell funny. The cards, they can be kinda harsh, but they tell it like it is.
- “How can I make this relationship better?” Okay, so you got a fella/gal, but things ain’t perfect. Happens to the best of us. So, ask the cards, what can you do? Maybe you gotta listen more, or argue less, or, I don’t know, buy ‘em some flowers once in a while.
- “What’s gonna happen with us in the future?” Now, this is a tricky one. The future ain’t set in stone, ya hear? But the cards, they can give you a little peek, a little somethin’ to think about. Just don’t go blamin’ the cards if things don’t turn out exactly how you want. Life’s like that, a bumpy road, ya know?
Okay, so you got your questions. Now what? Well, you gotta shuffle them cards, mix ‘em up good. Think about your question while you’re shufflin’. Then, you pick some cards. How many? Well, that depends. Some folks say three, some say more. I say, do what feels right. It ain’t a science, it’s… it’s a feelin’ thing.
Now, about them cards… I ain’t gonna lie, some of them cards are scary lookin’. The Tower, Death… Yikes! But don’t freak out. They don’t always mean what you think. Death don’t always mean somebody’s gonna die, ya know? It could just mean a big change is comin’. And The Tower? Well, maybe your life’s gonna get shaken up a bit.
And some cards are all lovey-dovey. The Lovers, The Two of Cups… Ah, them’s the good ones. They mean love, happiness, togetherness. But even them good cards, they can have different meanings dependin’ on the other cards around ‘em. It’s all connected, ya see? Like a big ol’ spiderweb.
So, how do you figure out what the cards mean? Well, you gotta look at the pictures, and you gotta feel what they’re tellin’ you. And you can look it up in a book, or online, if you’re fancy like that. There’s lots of books and websites that tell you what each card means. But don’t just read the book, ya know? Use your own head, your own heart. The cards, they’re just a tool. You’re the one who’s gotta put it all together.
Here’s somethin’ else you can ask… “What can I do to attract my soulmate?” Yeah, everybody wants a soulmate, right? Someone who gets you, who loves you for who you are, warts and all. The cards might tell you to be more confident, or to go out more, or maybe just to be yourself. And another good one is “What do I need to know about this relationship?” You see? Simple questions can get real important answers. No fancy talk here.
Let’s say you pull three cards, right? You can say the first card is about what you want, the second card is about what your fella/gal wants, and the third card is about what your future together looks like. Simple as that. Don’t overthink it. And remember, there ain’t no magic card that says “This is your soulmate!” It’s more complicated than that.
One last thing… Don’t go askin’ the cards the same question over and over again, just ‘cause you don’t like the answer. The cards, they ain’t gonna change their mind. And don’t go askin’ about other people’s business. That ain’t right. Focus on yourself, on your own love life. That’s what matters.
So, there you have it. That’s how you ask tarot cards about love, at least that’s how I do it. It ain’t perfect, but it works for me. Now go on, shuffle them cards and see what they gotta say. But remember, the cards ain’t gonna tell you everything. You gotta listen to your own heart, too. That little thump-thump in your chest, that’s your best guide, ya know?
Good luck with your love life, honey. And don’t forget to smile. A smile can go a long way, ya hear? Even further than them fancy tarot cards, sometimes.
Tags：Tarot, Love, Relationships, Questions, Guidance, Future, Soulmate, Advice
