Well, ain’t that somethin’, all this talk about astrology consultant. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, and it got me thinkin’. Back in my day, we just looked at the stars and made a wish. Now, they got people you can pay to tell you what the stars mean. Shit, these young people really spend money for anything. But I’m not one to judge, my granddaughter also asks me to buy some useless things from the internet.

So, this astrology consulting, it’s like gettin’ your fortune told, but with the stars, I reckon. They look at where the sun and the moon and all them other twinkly things were when you popped out into this world. I guess they think that tells ’em somethin’ ’bout who you are and what’s gonna happen to you.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but I’ve seen some things in my time that I can’t rightly explain. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. If you are lookin’ for an astrology consultant, I think you need to be careful. There are many liars out there. Like my neighbor’s kid. He always lies to his parents about his grades.
If you’re gonna go see one of these astrology consultant folks, you gotta do your homework, I suppose. Like when you’re buyin’ a new cow, you gotta check it out real good first. Don’t just go with the first one you see. You need to find the best astrologer for you. Maybe ask around, see who other folks have used.
- Ask your friends if they know any good ones. If your friends used the astrology consulting before. You can ask them.
- Go online and look at their websites, if they got ’em. Some of them have websites and you can see their information there.
- See what other folks are sayin’ ’bout ’em. Just like buying things on the internet, you need to read reviews.
- Make sure they know their stuff. You don’t want some young whippersnapper who just read a book about it.
And when you finally go see ’em, I guess you gotta be prepared. I don’t know what that means exactly when it comes to astrology consulting. But I assume you need to prepare something. Maybe like bringin’ a list of questions you want answered. Or maybe you gotta tell ’em your birthday and time and all that.
They say these astrology consultant folks can tell you all sorts of things. Like what kind of job you should have, or who you should marry, or when you’re gonna kick the bucket. I don’t know if I’d want to know all that, but I guess some folks do.
I remember one time, my cousin went to see a fortune teller, and she told her she was gonna meet a tall, dark stranger. And sure enough, she did! He was a salesman, though, and he sold her a vacuum cleaner she didn’t need. So, you gotta be careful with these things. You know what an astrology consultant is? They are just like those fortune tellers.
But like I said, I ain’t one to judge. If you think an astrology consultant can help you, then you go right ahead. Just be smart about it. Don’t go throwin’ your money away on some con artist.
I reckon there’s a lot of different kinds of these astrology consultant folks, too. Some of ’em probably specialize in different things. Like some might be better at tellin’ you about your love life, and others might be better at tellin’ you about your career. That is what I heard from the young people in town.
You gotta figure out what you want before you go see one of these astrology consultant. Do you want to know about your future? Or do you just want to understand yourself better? Or maybe you just want someone to tell you what you want to hear.
- Think about what you want to get out of it. Are you looking for a good astrology consultant?
- Don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be shy. It’s your money.
- Don’t believe everything they tell you. Sometimes they are wrong.
- Astrology consulting is just for fun, don’t take it too seriously. Just like playing cards.
And when you do find a good astrology consultant, I guess you gotta listen to what they say. Even if you don’t like it. But don’t just blindly follow their advice. You still gotta use your own head. They can’t tell you exactly what to do. You still need to make your own decision. They’re just givin’ you some guidance, I suppose. Like when you ask someone for directions, they can point you in the right way, but you still gotta do the driving. I think this is the most important thing about astrology consulting.

Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about this astrology consultant business. It ain’t really my cup of tea, but I know some folks are into it. Just remember to be careful, do your research, and don’t take it all too seriously. And don’t forget to ask about their Sun, Moon. It might help you find the best astrologer. There you go, now you know everything there is to know about astrology consulting.