Horoscopes

Well, let me tell you, this whole Mercury square Sun transit thing, it’s got folks all riled up. Like chickens...

Well, lemme tell ya, this whole star sign thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. But I’ve been hearin’ a lot about...

That mercury opposite sun transit, oh, that’s a big thing, ya know? It’s like when them two stars, they go...

Well, let me tell you, this whole astrology thing, it’s a mess! But folks keep asking about this Aries Sun,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chitchat ’bout this here, uh… “Scorpio Sun and Libra Moon” thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like...

Well, let me tell ya about this Scorpio sun Libra ascendant thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but...

Well, let’s talk about this Sagittarius Moon Cancer Sun thing, or whatever you call it. I don’t know much about...

Alright, let’s yak about this Sun Gemini Moon Virgo thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini sun and Virgo rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Leo sun and Virgo rising stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or...