Horoscopes

Alright, let’s talk about this sun in Libra and moon in Capricorn thing. Don’t know what all the fancy words...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this whatchamacallit… Virgo Sun, Libra Ascendant thing. Sounds fancy, but it’s just people, ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this Gemini Sun Virgo Moon Virgo Rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ya know?...

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo Sun Taurus Rising thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, just an...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Gemini sun and Pisces moon thing, you know? It’s like, them stars and the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun opposite Uranus thing in your birth chart. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here Capricorn sun and Sagittarius moon thing, alright? I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Libra risin’ and Virgo sun, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it’s...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Neptune opposite Sun transit” thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

Well, howdy there! Lemme tell ya ’bout this here… uh… Gemini Sun Libra Risin’ thing. Don’t rightly know what all...