Horoscopes

Well, let me tell ya about this… this… what’s it called? Cancer Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Leo Rising, yeah, that’s...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Libra Sun Pisces Moon folks. They’re somethin’ else, I tell ya. Real charmin’...

cancer sun virgo moon sagittarius rising Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this star stuff, you know, the cancer sun...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… uh… “pie-seez sun, lee-o moon, can-ser rising” thing. Don’t ask me what it means...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… star stuff. You know, them Libras and Virgos and Leos. My grandkids, they’re always...

Alright, let’s talk about this here “transit Pluto opposite natal sun” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me, I...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo sun, Aries moon, and Gemini rising thing. It’s like this, see? You...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo sun, Aries moon, and Cancer rising thing. It’s like this, see? You...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “Uranus sun conjunction” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I heard...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… what do you call it? libra sun aries moon leo rising thing. Sounds fancy,...