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Alright, let’s talk about this Mars opposite Sun thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “transit Neptune conjunct sun” thing. Don’t you go thinkin’ I know all the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Scorpio rising thing, you know, like them stars and stuff. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy and that Pluto guy, when they’re doin’ that sextile dance in the sky....

Alright, let’s talk about this moon trine sun thing. I don’t know all them fancy words, but I can tell...

Well, hey there. Let’s talk about these Capricorn sun folks with an Aquarius moon, you know? It’s like this… you...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… whatchamacallit… Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Cancer Rising thing. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, I’m gonna jabber a bit about somethin’ called “transiting Uranus trine Sun.” Don’t you go...

Well, let me tell ya about this moon thingy and sun thingy, whatchamacallit, a moon sextile sun transit. Don’t rightly...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these folks, the ones they call Pisces sun Libra rising. Sounds fancy, don’t it?...