Horoscopes

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini sun, Pisces rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy… sun con-something Uranus, in your birth chart. Yeah, the stars and all that...

Alright, let’s talk about this moon thingy and sun thingy, what’s it called… moon square sun transit. Sounds fancy, but...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s jaw about this thing, this… uh… “sun trine pluto natal,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about these Pisces sun and Aquarius moon folks. Now, I ain’t no fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… uh… cancer sun, cancer moon, and leo rising thing. My grandkids, they keep jabbering...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Sun trine Uranus thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “Mars Opposite Sun Transit” thing, it sounds mighty fancy, but it’s just like...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “transiting Neptune square Sun” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry, I’ll make it...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… what’s it called? Natal sun conjunct Neptune. Sounds fancy, don’t...