Horoscopes

Well, hello there, young’uns! Let me tell ya ’bout this… this here “aquarius rising cancer sun” thing. Don’t rightly know...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff. Sun in Libra, Moon in Virgo, and then this… Rising in Gemini....

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo sun, Leo moon, and Scorpio rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon, and Libra Risin’ thing, ya hear? It’s all about...

Well, let me tell ya, this Aries risin’ and Cancer sun thing, it’s like a real mixed-up kinda deal. You...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries rising and Cancer sun thing, you know? It’s like, you got this fire in...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun conjunct Uranus thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya what I...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff, you know? Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Libra Rising. Sounds fancy, but what...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this sun conjunct saturn transit thing. It’s like this, you know? When them...

Alright, let’s gab about this sun and moon thing, you know, the ones up in the sky. Folks say they...