Horoscopes

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy and that Uranus planet, you know, the one they talk about on the...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… virgo sun gemini moon scorpio rising thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ a...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn Sun Libra Moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve seen...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this Neptune square sun thing, whatever they call it. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya,...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… what’s it called? Neptune square Sun natal. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it...

Well now, let me tell ya about somethin’ called the sun bein’ in the ninth house. I ain’t no fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about this star stuff, this… Scorpio Sun and Aquarius Ascendant thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind...

Well now, let’s talk about this Leo sun, Gemini moon, and Cancer rising thing. It’s like a whole bunch of...

Alright, let’s talk about this transit pluto conjunct natal sun thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve...

Alright, let’s talk about this Taurus sun Libra rising thing. I don’t know much about stars and all that fancy...