Horoscopes

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here cards, the Sun and the Moon. Folks say they got meanings,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun trine Moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain ol’...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them star signs, you know, the things that tell ya ’bout yourself. We gonna...

Alright, let’s talk about this Saturn trine Sun thing. I heard some folks callin’ it a “transit,” sounds fancy, huh?...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun trine Moon thing, whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole Aquarius Sun Moon Rising thing, it’s a bit like figuring out why the...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Taurus sun Aquarius risin’ folks. It’s like this, ya see. You got...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy and Venus, you know, the stars and stuff. They call it “sun sextile...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff. Sun in Scorpio, moon in Leo, and then… Cancer rising? Sounds...

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo Sun, Gemini Moon, Aries Rising thing. My neighbor’s girl, she’s always readin’ about this...