Horoscopes

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “libra rising cancer sun” thing. Don’t know what all them fancy words mean, but...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Pisces moon thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this whatchamacallit… this Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon, and Libra Rising thing. I ain’t no fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun Trine Uranus Transit thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun and moon stuff, you know, like them horoscopes they talk about in the magazines....

Well, let me tell ya, this here ‘aquarius moon taurus sun’ thing, it’s like this. You got the moon in...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “natal sun square neptune” thing. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it ain’t nothin’...

Alright, let’s talk about these Pisces Sun Gemini Moon people. You know, the ones born when the sun was in...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff, you know? Cancer Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising. Sounds fancy, but I’ll...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… star stuff. You know, the kinda thing them city folks with their fancy books...