Horoscopes

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Saturn transit square sun” thing. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… what’s it called? Pisces Sun, Cancer Moon, and Leo Rising, yeah, that’s the ticket....

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “transit sun conjunct natal pluto” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry, I’ll make...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun square Venus thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it’s all...

Alright, let’s talk about this Jupiter square Sun thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I heard...

Well, let me tell ya, this here “moon trine sun transit” thing, sounds fancy, but it’s just about feelin’ good,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “transit pluto square sun” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this sun-something-mars thing, alright? I ain’t no fancy pants astrologer, but I’ve seen...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this star stuff. My grandkid, you know, the one always fiddlin’ with them phones, told...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “mercury sex-tile sun” thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but...