Well, hello there, young’uns. Let’s talk about this love stuff, shall we? You know, the kind that makes your heart thump-thump like a rabbit in a briar patch. You’re all a-flutter ’cause you wanna know if that fella of yours is thinkin’ ’bout ya. Yeah, I get it. Happens to the best of us, even old hens like me back in the day.

Now, they got these things called “free love tarot readings.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Folks say them cards can tell ya what’s in a man’s head. Is he thinkin’ of me? That’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? I ain’t never messed with them cards myself – too busy milkin’ cows and whatnot – but some swear by ’em.
They say these tarot readers, they shuffle them cards around and lay ’em out all purty-like. Each card got a picture, see? And them pictures mean somethin’, or so they say. Like, there’s this card with two people huggin’ – that’s the “Lovers” card, they call it. Means true love and all that mushy stuff. Then there’s one with a big ol’ sun shinin’ bright – that’s “The Sun” card. Means good things are comin’, like sunshine after a storm.
- The Lovers card: Means you two are head over heels, like a couple of lovebirds.
- The Sun card: Good times ahead, maybe even a weddin’ in the future.
- The Empress card: Could mean babies, lots of ’em, like a hen with a whole brood of chicks.
- The Hierophant card: Now this one, it’s about gettin’ hitched proper, like in a church with all the fixin’s.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ this stuff is gospel truth, mind you. But it’s kinda like lookin’ at the clouds, seein’ shapes and makin’ up stories. It gives ya somethin’ to think about, somethin’ to hope for. And sometimes, hope is all ya got.
They say the cards can only tell ya so much. Maybe 60%, maybe 80%. Depends on who’s readin’ ’em, I reckon. Like, if you got a good reader, someone who’s been doin’ it a long time, they might be able to see things clearer. But if you got some newbie just flippin’ cards willy-nilly, well, take it with a grain of salt, that’s what I say.
But what if them cards say he ain’t thinkin’ of ya? Don’t go jumpin’ off a bridge just yet. Hearts are fickle things, young’uns. A man’s mind can change like the wind. Just ’cause he ain’t thinkin’ of ya today, don’t mean he won’t be thinkin’ of ya tomorrow. And besides, there’s more to life than just chasin’ after some fella.
You gotta remember your worth, see? You’re a good woman, a strong woman. Don’t let no man make ya feel less than that. If he’s thinkin’ of ya, great. If he ain’t, well, his loss, I say. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say. Or in my case, plenty of roosters in the henhouse, ha!
So, go ahead, get that free love tarot readin’ if it makes ya feel better. But don’t put all your eggs in one basket, as the sayin’ goes. Listen to your heart, listen to your gut. And most importantly, listen to your grandma, she knows a thing or two about love, even if she never messed with them fancy cards.
And remember, love ain’t always easy. It’s like plantin’ a garden – you gotta water it, weed it, and give it plenty of sunshine. If you don’t take care of it, it ain’t gonna grow. Same goes for love, you gotta work at it. It’s not always gonna be smooth sailin’, but if it’s meant to be, it’ll be.
So, keep your chin up, buttercup. Whether that fella is thinkin’ of ya or not, you got this. You’re strong, you’re beautiful, and you’re worthy of love. Don’t ever forget that.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re squawkin’ up a storm, probably wonderin’ if the rooster’s thinkin’ of them too. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? Even chickens got love problems.

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